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Join for points — gain one for each day you show up; lose one for each day you miss. For now, points just document your success and give bragging rights.

Join for money — get a cut of the fees from each day you show up; pay the fee ($9.00) for each day you miss. That is, members bet on their ability to get up. If you miss a meeting, and fail to pay by the next day, you're kicked out. You can leave the club (and stop paying and receiving) with a three-day delay.